PRINT THIS WHOLE
PAGE OFF WITH YER 'PUTER - yew can print front 'n back to
save a tree.
Write
down how many Bang!ers
yew want, 'n what words yew want wrote on a fence board.
"RedNek Wind Chimes" or "Wind
Bang!ers", OR choose what yew want. The Bang!er
whoaman's lil girl has
one that sez: "Mel & Jed's B'tanical Garden".
RedNek Wind Chimes
1. Large 'n Small Mix:
$
18.00 ea
5 Strands of Medium 'n Large brass
How many wind chimes? _____
2. The Big Bang! ...... $
18.00 ea
7 Strands of Large 'n Medium Brass
How many? _____
3. Lil Brass Band .....
$
18.00 ea
5 Strands of Small - Medium Brass
How many wind chimes? _____
4. Bigger Brass Band ..... $ 18.00 ea
6 Strands of Medium Brass
How many wind chimes? _____
5. Lil Shot Gun Mix ..... $ 18.00 ea
7 Strands of lil red shot gun shells
How many wind chimes? _____
6. Mixed Up Colors ..... $ 17.00 ea
5 Strands of Colorful Shot Gun shells
How many wind chimes? _____
Wind
Chimes fer the Def
8. Nekkid Corks on board: $ 17.00 ea.
9. Camouflage:
$
18.00 ea.
How many wind chimes? _____
Yew can have some bullits on the ends so someone can hear 'em.
RedNek BroncoS
Fan Wind Chimes
10. 9 Bronco Strands of Bullits 'n Painted Corks: $ 20.00 ea.
How many wind chimes? ___ Your Team Name? _____________
11. 9 Strands fer yer speshal team colors: $ 22.00
RedNek Holyday Chimes (Wreaths)
12. 7 Strands of Brass and/or Red 'n Green Shotgun Shells: $28.00
Mountain Snow Scene or Lights, Bells 'n Snow (circle one)
How many? _____
Due to metal prices, and availability of 50 Caliber, we will substitute.
Contact us first for information on availability and cost.
SHIPPIN': We ain't got no boats, but we can fly them to yew in a tin can with wings.
That cost will be: $_7.00
fer 1. Each extra
one is:
$_1.50_
Total it up here fer what yew
gotta pay at the end of it all:
$___________
PAYMENT
METHUDS:
Gold
'n silver is pre-furr'd, but R pockets have room fer yer green-backs too.
We got us a Pay Pal now too - a new invisible friend!
A check is good too... just takes a bit longer.
We is honest RedNek folks! Please make checks to: Deb
Hamm
Fill
in all the blanks &
stick this in the mailin' box.
Write on the envelope whar it's supposed to go, just like it's wrote here below:
RedNek Wind Chimes
PO Box 6
Grant, CO 80448
Got Questions?
bangerwhoaman(at)rednekwindchimes(dot)com
will anser 'em.
Whar
do yew want us to send yer Bang!ers?
Please write
it real nice 'n slow like, so we kin read the dang thang.
Yer
Name: ____________________________________________________________________________
Yer Street: __________________________________________________________________________
Yer City: ________________________________________
Yer State: ____ Yer gitty-up code: _______
Yer Phone:_________________
Yer
E-mail:_________________________________________________
in case we need to contact yew.... so we can send some o that yummy spam everbody's
yappin about -
Really now... yer private info will be like Camouflage 'round here!
Where did ya'll hear 'bout us?_____________________________________________________
If
yew want us to send them to a nuther place, where yew don't live (not
the buyer above), kinda
secret like... then write that uther address below. We will send the receipt to yer
address above.
Some
Uther Name: ________________________________________________________________________
Some Uther Street: ______________________________________________________________________
Nuther
City: ______________________________ Nuther State:
____ Nuther gitty-up code: ____________
We
Hole in the Head Gang! RedNeks Thank y'all Very Kindly!
C'mon back,
Y'Hear?! 'N tell all yer frends back yonder 'bout this hear webby place
too.
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