Hole in the Head Gang!
When the wind R a blowin'
yer chimes will be a Bang!in'
Howdy thar RedNeks!
Contact the bangerwhoaman right here:
bangerwhoaman (at) rednekwindchimes (dot) com
There is a heavy duty spam discard rule; please Begin with:
"Windchime Order" in the Subject line... even if'n yew do not wish to order, but jest wanna chat.OR
U can get in touchy feely contact if you can find us by follerin these directshuns:
Y'all foller the road what goes out west till ya reach the Rocky Mountains 'n kinda foller them till y'all git to the fork in the road, what's got a sign on it that tells y'all whar to git off! Then yew foller that road till yew git to the green bilding whar the road buildin boys puts their tools, 'n their beepin' Tonky trucks in. Then yew go over the hill till y'all git to the other side 'n come to anuther fork in the road what tells y'all whar to git off agin! And thats rite whar the ol Bang!er Whoaman gets lost herself...
"Then one day he was shootin' at some food 'n up from the ground come a bubblin crude...
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea..."
Now if that don't beat all!Okey dokey, fer now y'all just git to bangin on yer 'puter butt'ns, that gives some folks a certain pleasin', and just holler at us about what y'all want to tell us. We hope y'all will buy one of our RedNek Wind Chimes that we are offerin, so yew can hear when the wind comes up 'n how hard it's a blowin'! So y'all dont have to stick yer dang arm out the door er nuthin to figger it out.
Folks what has a brick 'n mortar store can order some o these hear Chimes to sell too!
C'mon back now,Y 'HEAR?
