Bangin Fer Fun

These Bang!ers R speshal fer them what ain't got no patience fer the ignerant peeple what cain't read the sign on
yer door! That wood be a lot o yungun's sellin' candy, fer some trip. But they ain't got no green 'er blue Unyform on!
So yew ain't too sure who's gittin' all the dough. As if we know that when they's in any Unyform. Shore as heck don't pay
fer much more than the prezydent of any big outfitter... Just like them what's livin' in white cassels back yonder east.
Now the Banger whoaman loves them yunguns a hole lot, but then there R them relijus folks what cain't read neither!
They just leave their papers anywho, as if that were ok to do.

RedNek No Solicitin' Chimes *
50 Cal. 'n whatever's available

These Bang!ers make a durn good deeturrent fer some folks that don't know the meanin' of "No Solicitin'! Maybe these charmers will make 'em learn.

#15 - Price: Eighteen dollers

Whar we wuz borned

Due to the price of metals, and availability of some sizes - 'specially them 50's,
we will substitute for such things. The price has changed cuz of that... We don't think it's right what
them folks that has been livin in white cassles for a long time is doin to our ability to have guns
and so's we can make these fun things too! "Stupid is as stupid does..."

Git on over to R Shoppin' Cart

rEVOLution In the Wind Chimes *
This is a beeutyfull mix!

These here charmers wuz thunk up by the Bangerwhoaman while lissenin' to that Ron Paul feller who has been sayin' the same thing to our congress critters fer 40 yrs! She thinks he is just about as cool as these wind Bang!ers.

All the ones on this page sound purty similar.

#13 - Price: Twenty dollers

RedNek Door Bell *
3 - 50 calibers

Hooo Doggies!!! These Bang!ers have got some big brass! They arta git some peeples attenshun reel quick! These ain't fer the faint o heart! But they shore do git alotta chuckles!
Bang These Knockers
#12 - Price:

Twenty Two dollers

Rednek Door Bell *
This one has larger size brass

This Rednek door bell has a good 'git 'em off the couch to answer the door' sound!

#14 - Price: Twenty Two dollers

This website is copyrighted © by the Bang!er Whoaman what dun made 'er up. So don't go gittin' her drawers in a bunch cuz yew din't think o this i'dear afore she dun.
She lay'd claim to this here stake, so her rights R not infringed by folks who'd rather not do much thinkin' on thar own to make up i'dears for to sell to uther folks.
So she kin make a livin' fair 'n square! Ain't that right by you? This site wuz creeated 'round Ide's of March, er Saint Patty Cakes, 'er maybe t'was that E'quilknox
Sun changin' time in the year of 2000 'n 6 thereabouts. Ah gess that's about all now...
We thank The Beverly Hillbilly's, Elmer fudd, Yosemite sam, Foghorn Leghorn, 'n The 3 Stooges fer thar contribution to this hear webby site.

Yew gots to be reel kare-ful so's y'all don't git no splinters from them boards! 'N yew shood not be puttin
them any whar 'round whar the yun'uns can git splinters in their lil hands, 'n nuthin' in their mouths neither!
But y'all know'd that sorty stuff now dintcha?! That there is just common sensical stuff.