Now this hear is Camoflage!

When the wind R a blowin'
yer chimes will be a Bang!in'

Wind Chimes fer the Def  

Camoflage CorkSoakers
These hear un-Bang!ers R Invisible!

The Banger whoaman has been paint'n them kinda splochy like with color green 'n brown colors. She shore has
a hard time makin' anythin more than once. These hear Bang!ers are rite up her alley-way, cuz nun are the same. She mixes 'em up any way she desires... keeps her from gittin' her drawers in a bunch.

#9 - Price: Twenty dollers


Nekkid Chimes fer the Def
Nekkid as a yung'un in a cement pond!

Anywho we thot these wood be sorta fun fer folks that
likes it purty quiet when they's home from a hard day of bangin' on 'puter buttons, but still wanna see sumthin blowin 'round on the porch, like that swing that blow'd away yestidy.

These Wind Bang!ers sound real quiet!

# 8 - Price: Seventeen dollers

Turn yer volume down now so yew don't blow yer ears out later on!
This website is copyrighted © by the Bang!er Whoaman what dun made 'er up. So don't go gittin' her drawers in a bunch cuz yew din't think o this i'dear afore she dun.
She lay'd claim to this here stake, so her rights R not infringed by folks who'd rather not do much thinkin' on thar own to make up i'dears for to sell to uther folks.
So she kin make a livin' fair 'n square! Ain't that right by you? This site wuz creeated 'round Ide's of March, er Saint Patty Cakes, 'er maybe t'was that E'quilknox
Sun changin' time in the year of 2000 'n 6 thereabouts.  Ah gess that's about all now...
We thank The Beverly Hillbilly's, Elmer fudd, Yosemite sam, Foghorn Leghorn, 'n The 3 Stooges fer thar contribution to this hear webby site.

The Bang!er whoaman is hittin the deestilled fire water agin! Us Hole in the Head Gang is gittin scared that the Bang!er whoaman mite have gone o'vr the edge, like a herd o sheeple wood do. Wind Chimes fer the Def?
Now we hear'd that Def ain't the way to call them that can't hear a durn thing. But we's just bakwoods folk what don't know
no better. So ya'll just git over it now, y'Hear?! We figger some folks needs a good laffin, more often than not.
Anywho, that Bang!er whoaman thinks cityfied hearin' folks wood want some Wind Chimes fer the Def too! They R made from stoppers of gen-u-wine mashed grapes thats been kept in barrels fer a few days then poured into green bottles. The corks have a purply stain on em 'n t iny Bang!ers space out the corks.

Ye see, Yuppy-fied city folk wood rather be drinkin' grape spirits than good ol fashon deestilled fire-water! Us Hole in the Head Gang Bang!ers don't mess around when it comes to R water'in holes! We like to "Git 'er Dun" quick like a fox. Hear
tell some hillbilly took that line already, but since we ain't got no telly-vision we dont know who thunk it up furst.

All of these Wind Chimes fer the Def sound like this one. Y'all trust me... y'hear?  

Ya gotta turn yer volume up to hear these puppies...


More Camoflage CorkSoakers
These R Invisible too!

These used to be Nekkid corks too. They ain't got the uther colors, but they's purty just the same.

Yew can bet yer bottom doller that the neighbers won't be botherin yew 'bout any sounds they mite not like. Some peeple just love to tell uthers what they can 'er cannot do. Used to be a rocker song wit wurds like: "Evrybody Wants to Rule the Whirrld". Now why is that so?

#10 - Price: Twenty dollers


Plastik Nekkid CorkSoakers
 New-fangled corks, with wurds 'n pitchurs

These hear Bang!ers are durn cute! They aren't as plentiful
in my box o corks, so there many not be enuff for a full straight of 'em on a fence board.

These hear stoppers will shorly take ov'r the whine stopper market. Them whiners, 'er whino's, 'er wine sipp'rs... will
keep them in bizness after the cork trees is gone.

#11 - Price: Eighteen dollers