RedNek Cabin

These Bang!ers R speshal fer the man 'er whoaman that cleans up real good!! Your whoaman wood be real good to
yew, fer awhile, if ya got her some of these here BLINGin' Bang!ers! She'd be rite proud to hang these windy chimes
on the porch, or maybe in the window what has a hole in it... 'N she just might fergit that little shot that got away, 'n
messed up her viewin' window! Cuz she luvs yer dum ass, no matter how bad a shot you is.

RedNek Wind Chimes Mix
Bigger Brass Band

These here have a good chimin' sound! Not too loud that
they wood bother the yungun's, whilst they is sleepin'.

Hear too >
#4 - Price: Eighteen dollers

Whar we wuz borned

* Due to the price of metals, and availability, of some sizes ( 'specially them 50's) we will substitute
with a nuther large one. The price has changed cuz of that also... The Bang!erwhoaman don't think it's
right what them folks, that's been livin in a white castle for a long-ass time, is doin to our right
to have guns, and the accessories, so's we can make these fun wind charmers! It wood
be the best if y'all spoke out 'bout that there stuff! It's killin' artists too, without firin' a shot! An
that just ain't right. Forest Gump says: "Stupid is as stupid does"

Git on over to R Shoppin' Cart

Shipping is Included in the price at checkout ($6 - $7.50) for one wind chime

RedNek Wind Chimes Mix *
The Big Bang!

These here have 7 strands of large brass sound. They got bullits stuck in the board too. This might be the one fer yew!

'N this 'un too>
#2 - Price: Twenty dollers

RedNek Wind Chimes Mix
Lil Brass Band

This lil mix has got a good tinklin' sound.

Now hear this >
#3 - Price: Eighteen dollers

New Rednek Paint Job!
Large 'n Small mix

This 5-strand Bang!er has a good solid sound, with a all American Flag look. They got bullits stuck in the board too!
Hooo doggies these has got some class!

Lissen up > ...ok, imagine... till we git the sound...
#1 - Price: Eighteen dollers

Lil Shotgun Mix
Cute lil Shot Gun Shells, ain't they?

These Bang!ers have a small sound mixed up with the
sound sorta like bamboo.

Lissen here >
#5 - Price: Eighteen dollers

Shotgun Mix
5-Strand Mixed up Colors

These Bang!ers has lots of colors. Includin' Purple! These sound like bamboo... or the sound o one hand clappin'.

Now hear this >
#6 - Price: Seventeen dollers

This website is copyrighted © by the Bang!er Whoaman what dun made 'er up. So don't go gittin' her drawers in a bunch cuz yew din't think o this i'dear afore she dun.
She lay'd claim to this here stake, so her rights R not infringed by folks who'd rather not do much thinkin' on thar own to make up i'dears for to sell to uther folks.
So she kin make a livin' fair 'n square! Ain't that right by you? This site wuz creeated 'round Ide's of March, er Saint Patty Cakes, 'er maybe t'was that E'quilknox
Sun changin' time in the year of 2000 'n 6 thereabouts. Ah gess that's about all now...
We thank The Beverly Hillbilly's, Elmer fudd, Yosemite sam, Foghorn Leghorn, 'n The 3 Stooges fer thar contribution to this hear webby site.

Yew got to be reel care-ful so y'all don't git no splinters from them boards! Yew shood not be puttin
them any where 'round the yun'uns, cuz they can git splinters in their lil hands, 'n put 'em in their mouths too!
But y'all know'd that sorta stuff now dintcha?! That there is just common sensical stuff.