Whar we wuz borned

Hole in the Head Gang!

When the wind R a blowin'
yer chimes will be a Bang!in'

RedNek Broncos Fan Chimes

Kansas City Chiefs Wind Chimes
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Hoo doggies! These hear Wind Chimes will shorly git Bronco fans riled up! The Bang!er Whoaman has dun one fer some fans from the other side. But they's reel cute anywho!

Them red 'n white colors are good colors. And that there logo fer the Chief's is a good replica... 'eh? She has also painted the horsie logo fer the Broncos too.

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Bronco Wind Chimes
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Us Hole in the Head Bang!er Gangers have deecided to make some chimes that wood make R Bronco fans happier than a pig(skin) in a mud puddle.

The Bang!er Whoaman donated one to a group of young-uns who hang out fer Bronco games at a home that has a garage all fixed up wit ev'ry thang a Bronco fan wood love!

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Lots 'n lots of folks likes to watch them football games... 'Speshally the men folk!  Some mite say it's a gladiator thang...
Nun of us knows fer sure, but yew can bet that they will love these Broncos Wind Chimes. Yessir... peoples love R Broncos!
Yew can have one made up fer yer own team, if yew don't like them Broncos.
But we know that yew wood be cheerin' fer the wrong team!
Yew got to be reel care-ful so y'all don't git no splinters from them boards!  Yew shood not be puttin
them any where 'round the yun'uns, cuz they can git splinters in their lil hands, 'n put 'em in their mouths too!
But y'all know'd that sorta stuff now dintcha?! That there is just common sensical stuff.
This website is copyrighted © by the Bang!er Whoaman what dun made 'er up. So don't go gittin' her drawers in a bunch cuz yew din't think o this i'dear afore she dun.
She lay'd claim to this here stake, so her rights R not infringed by folks who'd rather not do much thinkin' on thar own to make up i'dears for to sell to uther folks.
So she kin make a livin' fair 'n square! Ain't that right by you? This site wuz creeated 'round Ide's of March, er Saint Patty Cakes, 'er maybe t'was that E'quilknox
Sun changin' time in the year of 2000 'n 6 thereabouts.  Ah gess that's about all now...

We thank The Beverly Hillbilly's, Elmer fudd, Yosemite sam, Foghorn Leghorn, 'n The 3 Stooges fer thar contribution to this hear webby site.
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