Hole in the Head Gang!
When the wind R a blowin'
yer chimes will be a Bang!in'
Turn up yer sound!
Recycled brass, empty bullets, is the main ingredient in RedNek Wind Chimes. We use other names like: Wind Bang!ers, Wind Charmers 'n Wind Chimes fer the Def. We pick up shells that from guns after peeple R dun target practice shootin'. We pick up after inviernmentally dumb folk who left 'em in the durt!
Anywho, RedNek Wind Bang!ers R strung with 48 lb Hemp twine which R hung on boards from old fences that blowed down. Now we sware that we did not smoke nun o that hemp! Xcept we wunder if the ol Bang!er whoaman got her brain all befuddled with that wacky tobacky back in the day, when the found'rs of this grate nation were growin that stuff like corn 'n writin' R Constitution on it too! But y'all arta know by now that Hemp don't git ya off at all. But that weed's lil sister has a ton of qualities to it, beesides a peasful hi. That arta make them folks that make stoopid laws in that white cassel, back yonder east, think 'bout that some more! Sheet, that tobacky aint bad at all, speshally after see'n what deestilled fire-water does other folks!
We aim to please folks that buy R Wind Bangers. So they is garonteed to blow 'round 'n bang like the men-folk been gone fer a munth o sundays! Heck, we got a place whar the wind howls like a coyote in heat! They are garonteed to chip too, if they's painted up real purty, 'n git all weather beaten-up too!
Keep it in yer mind that these RedNek Wind Chimes R the real thang 'n you shood not find them no where else! They R sumpthin' ev'ry Rednek man wood wanta git fer his whoaman back at the cabin, if she cooks the vittles often'r than not. She'd be proud as heck to see her man cummin home wit somethin other than a varmint fer the pot... kettle that is. Yer lil lady just might wanna git nekkid 'n hug 'n kiss on ya fer bringin home some REAL BLING to blow 'round. Now, if yew's a whoaman thinkin 'bout sumthin fer yer man... yew mite seriosly think 'bout gittin him a Bang!er too! What sorta man wood not like a Bang!er hangin 'round?
May the mighty wind blow at yer back, 'n move yew on down the trail with some gittyup in yer boots. The
Bang!er Whoaman hopes it t'wernt yestiday's vittles that put the wind in yer gittyup. Yeee Haaaa!
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